"I really don't see why I am Shitface, I mean I have great interpersonal skills."
―Alvin, irritated by his nickname.
Alvin Fields, also known by his nickname Shitface, is a character that appears in Hello End. He is a young and near-incessantly annoying survivor that travels with the player character when he is found in a completely unreliable fort comprised of wooden palettes. He constantly claims to be good with people, which further distances from others as everyone else just finds him to be an idiot. He is also extremely bigoted, and takes any chance to complain about immigrants and feminists.